is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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