sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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