4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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