i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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