your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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