hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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