Sry I called you an 8
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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