Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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