i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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