It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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