3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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