She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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