so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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