Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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