I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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