"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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