Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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