this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All the doctor said was why
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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