he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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