sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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