just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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