she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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