your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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