But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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