I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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