that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sorry about my life...
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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