Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just want nice things and good sex
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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