From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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