I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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