Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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