i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And then my night got REAL pukey
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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