Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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