I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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