Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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