I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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