Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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