i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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