sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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