I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
