he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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