i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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