My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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