Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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