That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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