I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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