I need help removing her.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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