How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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