just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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