Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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