Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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