nutella sex= disaster
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Of course I have a pirate flag
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We smell like vodka and hangover
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