I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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