Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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