great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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