Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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