I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
