Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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