if you like me you must not know who I am
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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